toots partoochie!

We have been visiting family this week, and the kids have had some fairly entertaining things to say so I thought I would share a few. . .

. . Sid is sitting on Grandpa's lap and lets some loose, Grandpa asks "Did you just toot?"
she replies "Sometimes my bum just does that"


. . . Hayden jumps onto Aunt Helen's lap and Ethan asks Helen "Did that hurt your nuts?"
Helen replies, "I don't have nuts. ."
Ethan asks "so did it hurt your vagina?"
Helen . . . "uh, No"
(apparently we haven't had "the talk" and there isn't a full understanding. . . hmmmm)