my big day at the doctors office

I have had quite the cough for about a month and a half now, so I decided it was getting worse and I should see a doctor. I have only been to our baby doctor so I looked for a family physician, and found a practice near us. I got the kids all dressed and looking presentable and we were off. That was my first mistake, taking the kids.
As we pulled up and I started unbuckling kids, Hayden asks me "Mom do you have my shoes in your purse?" Why would I have your shoes in my purse?, I say. "I thought you would get them for me."
It was too late to go home so I had to carry my shoeless four year old in one arm and my one year old into the Doctors office, looking like the mother of the year%^&*(

We arrived and the three started wreaking havoc on the waiting room while I was trying to fill out new patient forms. Sid mentioned she needed to use the potty so I said okay I am almost done.
That was my second mistake.
The next thing was Sidney screaming Poop Pants!! Poop Pants!! I knew I was in trouble. I grabbed my bag and sidney and ran her to the bathroom and set her on the toilet which was too late. The damage done, so I instructed Hayden to sit outside and wait and took Mckay with me to clean up sid. I luckily had a pair of pants in my bag, which I usually don't carry. (somebody loved me today I thought)
The entire time I am cleaning up Sid, Hayden is at the door knocking and yelling I need to go, Now.
Needless to say we were quite the scene, and a lovely first impression.
As I finished filling out forms the kids were tearing the place apart. Lets just say at that point it was a good thing for them we were in public.
We made it in, and I got a prescription for my bronchitis, and I will never go to the doctor with all the kids ever again. I say it every time, but I really mean it this time.
This could make it to my top ten most embarrassing moments.